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A Nighttime Creeper September 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — yankdizzle @ 6:21 am

So there’s this creeper female that lives on our floor, she lurks around in the still of the night. Breathing heavily and tripping over things, she doesn’t exactly know where she lives either. Or maybe she’s just looking for someone to cuddle with, either way I don’t appreciate it… I have been here for 2 months and I have never forgotten where I lived, gone into the wrong room or went near the wrong room…

This bitch, I don’t even know who she is, but she always always always comes into our room at night… and it’s always late in the night like maybe she’s sleep walking, but you can tell by her face that she’s not…So my PIC Sashley and I are like WTF why is this girl always walking in our room and saying ” Oh this isn’t my room.” Or else she gives us this look like “WTF are you guys doing in my room,” bitch is crazy…

This one night I lay there asleep in my bed and she walked in. At the same exact minute I wake up, so I get that creeper feeling like is this female coming to watch me sleep??? Is this the new fad you just walk into random peoples rooms, hoping they are asleep, and watch them sleep and drool all over??? Please let me know if it is because I’m following that female home next time and I’m gonna knock her ass out and watch her sleep lol jk…

Anyways so I told Sashley that we were going to start locking our door and not let her in anymore… Then I remembered that when I first arrived at this beautiful place we used to lock our door and I almost peed on myself… It was late in the night and I had the urgent feeling that i needed to pee so I went to the door and it was locked… First of all who on earth makes a door that locks both inside and outside WTF are you thinking door lock maker man… So I’m thinking “this is the worst.” So now I’m feeling like this is a debate, either creeper bitch gets to continue to interrupt my restless sleep or we risk pissing ourselves in the middle of the night…

 

THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP August 27, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — yankdizzle @ 11:00 am

So Paul Wall came to visit us and I really wanted to meet him… I went in the reserved room in the chow hall to see if maybe I could find him and all I found was an old man… I asked the old man I said ” hey old guy is the people’s champ here?” he said what??? I don’t think he knows who Paul Wall is he was like a hundred, I mean this guy was old as dirt I’m pretty sure he fought in like Civil War… nough said, oh and I got to see Paul Wall, he looks like a Pit bull…

 

 
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